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Post  Rafflesia on Sat 13 Dec - 22:51

Please shitpost your NSFW headcanons here.
Think Edd is hiding a dick under his hat? Ed has a fursona? Eddy crossdresses in the bedroom? This is the place to share all your wildest ideas.
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Post  IceyL on Sat 13 Dec - 23:01

I think Double D is a lot kinkier than he lets on, that or it is repressed.  I think he likes being controlled/being a sub but also denies it, if that makes sense.  I don't think his ego will let him fully realize it until later in his life.
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Post  Rafflesia on Sat 13 Dec - 23:10

IceyL wrote:I think Double D is a lot kinkier than he lets on, that or it is repressed.  I think he likes being controlled/being a sub but also denies it, if that makes sense.  I don't think his ego will let him fully realize it until later in his life.
100% agree
also think he's secretly into way weird/kinkier shit than just DS that he'll probably take to the grave with him
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Post  CyanideFilledCandy on Sun 14 Dec - 7:39

Rafflesia wrote:
100% agree
also think he's secretly into way weird/kinkier shit than just DS that he'll probably take to the grave with him

I like to think Eddy smooothtslks him into letting some of it out though.
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Are these strictly solo headcanons?

Post  CyanideFilledCandy on Sun 14 Dec - 7:52

*Eddy had a (HUGE) crush on Kevin , so he would secretly fantasize about him....a lot.
*Jonny is asexual, but loves sexual energy (but not in a sexual way). He thinks it creates good vibes.
*Rolf is a Dom.
*Marie is open and more than willing to experimenting with girls.
*^ So is Sarah when she gets older, but she's much more shy and hesitant about it.
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Post  Pecos Kev on Sun 14 Dec - 12:10

[actually sort of canon] Ed... totally average size dick and balls.  Edd... huge dick, tiny balls.  Eddy... tiny dick, huuuge balls.  Yer welcome

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Post  CyanideFilledCandy on Sun 14 Dec - 13:49

^This.
xD
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Post  CyanideFilledCandy on Sun 14 Dec - 13:52

Hey! Would this be the place to post sexuality headcanons as well? (I was going to make a separate post for that. I feel like they're seperate things, but don't want anything to feel redundant.)
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Post  Rafflesia on Sun 14 Dec - 16:58

Thanks Kev

CyanideFilledCandy wrote:Hey! Would this be the place to post sexuality headcanons as well? (I was going to make a separate post for that. I feel like they're seperate things, but don't want anything to feel redundant.)
Yes
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Post  CyanideFilledCandy on Sun 14 Dec - 17:45

Oh. Ok then.
SEXUALITY HEADCANONS!! (OoO)/

Ed- Panromantic/sexual (but shy around girls)
Edd- Biromantic/sexual
Eddy- Homoromantic/sexual. (Maaaaybe homoromantic/bisexual, but me thinks not.)
Kevin- Heteroromantic/sexual
Nazz- Heteroromantic/sexual (but I can see her at least being open to girls)
Rolf- Aromantic/Hetero(or bi)sexual
Jonny- Panromantic/Asexual
Sarah-Not sure. I largely think of her as bicurious.
Jimmy- Biromantic/sexual (but is the type to latch onto one person and never let go)
May- Heteroromantic/sexual (???)
Marie- Biromantic/sexual.
Lee- Heteroromantic/sexual. (Though again, I can see her at least being open to girls.)
Bro- Aromantic/"Heterosexual" (Honestly, Bro strikes me as the kind of guy who would screw anyone, but still be a bigot.)


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Post  CyanideFilledCandy on Sun 14 Dec - 17:57

Also, Puppy Ed and Bunny Dee.

(I just watched "Whose Minding the Ed" and Ed is totally a furry. They even did the "BOING!" sound effect. :P
(....actually they might ALL be furries. Is that Eddy's collar? Does Eddy just have dog collar for Ed?))
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Post  Eggy on Sun 14 Dec - 17:58

I said it before and I'll say it again, I think Edd's into feet

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Post  CyanideFilledCandy on Sun 14 Dec - 18:13

I can dig it!

(But, I feel like he'd be really picky about them! Like they HAVE to be clean, with perfectly pedicured toenails. :P)
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Post  Rafflesia on Sun 14 Dec - 20:30

Eggy wrote:I said it before and I'll say it again, I think Edd's into feet

Haha I always figured that Edd made that shit up about his parents rubbing his feet so that Eddy would do it for him.
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Post  Rafflesia on Sun 14 Dec - 20:37

CyanideFilledCandy wrote:Also, Puppy Ed and Bunny Dee.

(I just watched "Whose Minding the Ed" and Ed is totally a furry. They even did the "BOING!" sound effect. :P
(....actually they might ALL be furries. Is that Eddy's collar? Does Eddy just have dog collar for Ed?))
I think that chix galore magazine and praying mantis pinup are canon. Ed and Edd practicing petplay together 2lewd4me.
I don't think Eddy's a furry, though.
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Post  CyanideFilledCandy on Mon 15 Dec - 8:55

LOL.
I don't really think he's a furry. Just likes to dominate Ed.

(What WAS with that Chix Galore magazine? Was that supposed to be chick porn?)
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Post  Rafflesia on Tue 23 Dec - 7:05

in Chinese cartoons I sometimes see kids obtaining porn and then watching/reading it together
how are they okay popping boners around each other and do the Eds do this
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Post  CyanideFilledCandy on Tue 23 Dec - 16:58

I'm almost CERTAIN Eddy and Double Dee do this (or they eventually will). I've heard of guy friends *beep*ing off together so... :T
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Post  Rafflesia on Tue 23 Dec - 19:06

CyanideFilledCandy wrote:I'm almost CERTAIN Eddy and Double Dee do this (or they eventually will). I've heard of guy friends *beep*ing off together so... :T
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Post  booloney on Sun 10 May - 2:28

well this is a good place to make my first forum post (i hope i do it rite.....)

It's me projecting (since I did this as a kid......) but I imagine Double D hitting puberty and paying a more close attention to the detailed scientific descriptions and diagrams of the mating habits of different animals (I imagine Double D's tastes tend more towards... insects!). I read a lot of encyclopedias and informational texts on critters too too, my junk got all messed up w that, n I got to a point of always excitedly flipping to the bit about how they do the do... if a book didn't cover that well what was the point. I read them all page to page, of course, but... just those pages more...

except I think Double D would have more of a crisis about gaining sexual gratification from academic papers, AHA... so shameful, and not their intended purpose at alllll!!!! I think he understands developing sexuality is normal... but hates how his own chooses to rear its head. 

in general i think he would get more out of technical descriptions (aren't they just so graphic?) than shmoozy erotica texts that get all the details wrong (the inaccuracies! the false presentation! the harmful lies that will impact less educated readers!)

Eddy looks at pinups and plays sexy music, but can't actually imagine himself in a sexual scenario without getting overwhelmed and losing his boner. Eddy can't keep it up! My #1 nsfwheadcanon for him.
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Post  Rafflesia on Wed 13 May - 2:40

Very nice. lol Make an Ed headcanon too please :^)
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Post  booloney on Wed 13 May - 11:55

ed headcanons might b a bit horrific..... that hygiene problem amounts to like, so much dick cheese and im not going to think about how ed feels about producing cheese all on his own.... hrhrgrhgrhgjhl i mean, he like, loves it

i'd figure jacking off to be a wiley novelty for him. but i think he can only imitate things he's seen/heard about and not be extra inventive himself. so maybe he mostly humps stuff! no part of ed is separate from the rest of him either so i think his sexuality is just fluidly integrated and expressed alongside whatever else as it comes up, unlike Double D who sections his off w a sturdy fence, or Eddy who seems to ? flaunt it as a sign of his maturity or coolness factor ?
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Post  CyanideFilledCandy on Wed 13 May - 15:48

Hmm...I think that makes sense for Ed.

(I can not with the cheese. I just....I cannot. xD)
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Post  Rafflesia on Wed 13 May - 23:29

booloney wrote:It's me projecting (since I did this as a kid......) but I imagine Double D hitting puberty and paying a more close attention to the detailed scientific descriptions and diagrams of the mating habits of different animals (I imagine Double D's tastes tend more towards... insects!). I read a lot of encyclopedias and informational texts on critters too too, my junk got all messed up w that, n I got to a point of always excitedly flipping to the bit about how they do the do... if a book didn't cover that well what was the point. I read them all page to page, of course, but... just those pages more...

except I think Double D would have more of a crisis about gaining sexual gratification from academic papers, AHA... so shameful, and not their intended purpose at alllll!!!! I think he understands developing sexuality is normal... but hates how his own chooses to rear its head. 

in general i think he would get more out of technical descriptions (aren't they just so graphic?) than shmoozy erotica texts that get all the details wrong (the inaccuracies! the false presentation! the harmful lies that will impact less educated readers!)
http://hettybobcat.deviantart.com/art/Don-t-look-son-323653036 :^)
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