[NSFW] EEnE sexy headcanons

Please shitpost your NSFW headcanons here.
Think Edd is hiding a dick under his hat? Ed has a fursona? Eddy crossdresses in the bedroom? This is the place to share all your wildest ideas.

I think Double D is a lot kinkier than he lets on, that or it is repressed.  I think he likes being controlled/being a sub but also denies it, if that makes sense.  I don't think his ego will let him fully realize it until later in his life.

IceyL wrote:I think Double D is a lot kinkier than he lets on, that or it is repressed.  I think he likes being controlled/being a sub but also denies it, if that makes sense.  I don't think his ego will let him fully realize it until later in his life.

100% agree
also think he's secretly into way weird/kinkier shit than just DS that he'll probably take to the grave with him

Rafflesia wrote:
100% agree
also think he's secretly into way weird/kinkier shit than just DS that he'll probably take to the grave with him

I like to think Eddy smooothtslks him into letting some of it out though.

*Eddy had a (HUGE) crush on Kevin , so he would secretly fantasize about him....a lot.
*Jonny is asexual, but loves sexual energy (but not in a sexual way). He thinks it creates good vibes.
*Rolf is a Dom.
*Marie is open and more than willing to experimenting with girls.
*^ So is Sarah when she gets older, but she's much more shy and hesitant about it.

[actually sort of canon] Ed... totally average size dick and balls.  Edd... huge dick, tiny balls.  Eddy... tiny dick, huuuge balls.  Yer welcome

^This.
xD

Hey! Would this be the place to post sexuality headcanons as well? (I was going to make a separate post for that. I feel like they're seperate things, but don't want anything to feel redundant.)

Thanks Kev

CyanideFilledCandy wrote:Hey! Would this be the place to post sexuality headcanons as well? (I was going to make a separate post for that. I feel like they're seperate things, but don't want anything to feel redundant.)

Yes

Oh. Ok then.
SEXUALITY HEADCANONS!! (OoO)/

Ed- Panromantic/sexual (but shy around girls)
Edd- Biromantic/sexual
Eddy- Homoromantic/sexual. (Maaaaybe homoromantic/bisexual, but me thinks not.)
Kevin- Heteroromantic/sexual
Nazz- Heteroromantic/sexual (but I can see her at least being open to girls)
Rolf- Aromantic/Hetero(or bi)sexual
Jonny- Panromantic/Asexual
Sarah-Not sure. I largely think of her as bicurious.
Jimmy- Biromantic/sexual (but is the type to latch onto one person and never let go)
May- Heteroromantic/sexual (???)
Marie- Biromantic/sexual.
Lee- Heteroromantic/sexual. (Though again, I can see her at least being open to girls.)
Bro- Aromantic/"Heterosexual" (Honestly, Bro strikes me as the kind of guy who would screw anyone, but still be a bigot.)

Also, Puppy Ed and Bunny Dee.

(I just watched "Whose Minding the Ed" and Ed is totally a furry. They even did the "BOING!" sound effect. :P
(....actually they might ALL be furries. Is that Eddy's collar? Does Eddy just have dog collar for Ed?))

I said it before and I'll say it again, I think Edd's into feet

I can dig it!

(But, I feel like he'd be really picky about them! Like they HAVE to be clean, with perfectly pedicured toenails. :P)

Eggy wrote:I said it before and I'll say it again, I think Edd's into feet

Haha I always figured that Edd made that shit up about his parents rubbing his feet so that Eddy would do it for him.

CyanideFilledCandy wrote:Also, Puppy Ed and Bunny Dee.

(I just watched "Whose Minding the Ed" and Ed is totally a furry. They even did the "BOING!" sound effect. :P
(....actually they might ALL be furries. Is that Eddy's collar? Does Eddy just have dog collar for Ed?))

I think that chix galore magazine and praying mantis pinup are canon. Ed and Edd practicing petplay together 2lewd4me.
I don't think Eddy's a furry, though.

LOL.
I don't really think he's a furry. Just likes to dominate Ed.

(What WAS with that Chix Galore magazine? Was that supposed to be chick porn?)

in Chinese cartoons I sometimes see kids obtaining porn and then watching/reading it together
how are they okay popping boners around each other and do the Eds do this

I'm almost CERTAIN Eddy and Double Dee do this (or they eventually will). I've heard of guy friends *beep*ing off together so... :T

CyanideFilledCandy wrote:I'm almost CERTAIN Eddy and Double Dee do this (or they eventually will). I've heard of guy friends *beep*ing off together so... :T

well this is a good place to make my first forum post (i hope i do it rite.....)

It's me projecting (since I did this as a kid......) but I imagine Double D hitting puberty and paying a more close attention to the detailed scientific descriptions and diagrams of the mating habits of different animals (I imagine Double D's tastes tend more towards... insects!). I read a lot of encyclopedias and informational texts on critters too too, my junk got all messed up w that, n I got to a point of always excitedly flipping to the bit about how they do the do... if a book didn't cover that well what was the point. I read them all page to page, of course, but... just those pages more...

except I think Double D would have more of a crisis about gaining sexual gratification from academic papers, AHA... so shameful, and not their intended purpose at alllll!!!! I think he understands developing sexuality is normal... but hates how his own chooses to rear its head. 

in general i think he would get more out of technical descriptions (aren't they just so graphic?) than shmoozy erotica texts that get all the details wrong (the inaccuracies! the false presentation! the harmful lies that will impact less educated readers!)

Eddy looks at pinups and plays sexy music, but can't actually imagine himself in a sexual scenario without getting overwhelmed and losing his boner. Eddy can't keep it up! My #1 nsfwheadcanon for him.

Very nice. lol Make an Ed headcanon too please :^)

ed headcanons might b a bit horrific..... that hygiene problem amounts to like, so much dick cheese and im not going to think about how ed feels about producing cheese all on his own.... hrhrgrhgrhgjhl i mean, he like, loves it

i'd figure jacking off to be a wiley novelty for him. but i think he can only imitate things he's seen/heard about and not be extra inventive himself. so maybe he mostly humps stuff! no part of ed is separate from the rest of him either so i think his sexuality is just fluidly integrated and expressed alongside whatever else as it comes up, unlike Double D who sections his off w a sturdy fence, or Eddy who seems to ? flaunt it as a sign of his maturity or coolness factor ?

Hmm...I think that makes sense for Ed.

(I can not with the cheese. I just....I cannot. xD)

booloney wrote:It's me projecting (since I did this as a kid......) but I imagine Double D hitting puberty and paying a more close attention to the detailed scientific descriptions and diagrams of the mating habits of different animals (I imagine Double D's tastes tend more towards... insects!). I read a lot of encyclopedias and informational texts on critters too too, my junk got all messed up w that, n I got to a point of always excitedly flipping to the bit about how they do the do... if a book didn't cover that well what was the point. I read them all page to page, of course, but... just those pages more...

except I think Double D would have more of a crisis about gaining sexual gratification from academic papers, AHA... so shameful, and not their intended purpose at alllll!!!! I think he understands developing sexuality is normal... but hates how his own chooses to rear its head. 

in general i think he would get more out of technical descriptions (aren't they just so graphic?) than shmoozy erotica texts that get all the details wrong (the inaccuracies! the false presentation! the harmful lies that will impact less educated readers!)

http://hettybobcat.deviantart.com/art/Don-t-look-son-323653036 :^)